Call Me Joker

Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Friends: let me tell you about my life story.
Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
collegehumor: Adopt a Street. Lynch 4th Graders. Ugh, I am so tired of the government telling me to kill children. 

collegehumor:

Adopt a Street. Lynch 4th Graders.

Ugh, I am so tired of the government telling me to kill children. 

that’s exactly the reaction every kid should have

that’s exactly the reaction every kid should have

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